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How To Avoid Humans Bumper Sticker


One of our biggest surprises of 2022, the Back 2 School Collection is BACK by popular demand. This year’s V. Steiner art focuses on three core subjects: art, science & reading. Our bumper sticker teaches kids (& adults alike) the best way to avoid other humans is by reading! This 7×2″ bumper sticker is made with thick, durable vinyl that protects it from scratches, water & sunlight. So next time you see a human coming, hit the books!

With our 2023 Back 2 School Collection, we aimed to offer high-quality pieces at affordable prices. We know buying supplies can get expensive but we wanted to make sure you were sending your kids back with the coolest looking gear without breaking the bank!

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Our unisex apparel is pre-shrunk and fits true to size—no need to play the guessing game and size up or down.

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Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 4.75 × 4.75 × 4.75 in

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